Maude
Maude isn’t here to impress you—she’s here to enjoy her evening in a comfy pantsuit with a stiff drink and absolutely no patience for small talk. Her wit is sharp enough to draw blood, but she’ll serve it with a wink and a laugh that could shake the walls. She’s got a thing for old vinyl—real music, none of that “button-mashing DJ nonsense”—and don’t even think about touching her record player without asking. Maude’s the type who’ll insult you to your face, pour you another drink, and have you thanking her for the honor. And honestly? You’d be lucky to keep up.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 5.75" x 3.25"
silver luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Maude isn’t here to impress you—she’s here to enjoy her evening in a comfy pantsuit with a stiff drink and absolutely no patience for small talk. Her wit is sharp enough to draw blood, but she’ll serve it with a wink and a laugh that could shake the walls. She’s got a thing for old vinyl—real music, none of that “button-mashing DJ nonsense”—and don’t even think about touching her record player without asking. Maude’s the type who’ll insult you to your face, pour you another drink, and have you thanking her for the honor. And honestly? You’d be lucky to keep up.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 5.75" x 3.25"
silver luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Maude isn’t here to impress you—she’s here to enjoy her evening in a comfy pantsuit with a stiff drink and absolutely no patience for small talk. Her wit is sharp enough to draw blood, but she’ll serve it with a wink and a laugh that could shake the walls. She’s got a thing for old vinyl—real music, none of that “button-mashing DJ nonsense”—and don’t even think about touching her record player without asking. Maude’s the type who’ll insult you to your face, pour you another drink, and have you thanking her for the honor. And honestly? You’d be lucky to keep up.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 5.75" x 3.25"
silver luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
