Ewan
Ewan is a world-class fretter—the kind of person who can spiral over the tiniest, most insignificant detail while completely brushing off global catastrophe. Threats to democracy? Climate collapse? Sure, those are bad, but did he leave the stove on? Did he accidentally offend the barista with his tone? Is that noise in his car a new noise or just a louder version of the old one? Ewan’s mind is a 24/7 worry machine, churning out what-ifs and worst-case scenarios about things most people wouldn’t even register. He knows it’s a bit much, but hey—someone’s got to worry about whether the email sounded too polite.
Medium Monster: 7" x 6.25" x 4.25"
matte sealant finish, gold luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Ewan is a world-class fretter—the kind of person who can spiral over the tiniest, most insignificant detail while completely brushing off global catastrophe. Threats to democracy? Climate collapse? Sure, those are bad, but did he leave the stove on? Did he accidentally offend the barista with his tone? Is that noise in his car a new noise or just a louder version of the old one? Ewan’s mind is a 24/7 worry machine, churning out what-ifs and worst-case scenarios about things most people wouldn’t even register. He knows it’s a bit much, but hey—someone’s got to worry about whether the email sounded too polite.
Medium Monster: 7" x 6.25" x 4.25"
matte sealant finish, gold luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Ewan is a world-class fretter—the kind of person who can spiral over the tiniest, most insignificant detail while completely brushing off global catastrophe. Threats to democracy? Climate collapse? Sure, those are bad, but did he leave the stove on? Did he accidentally offend the barista with his tone? Is that noise in his car a new noise or just a louder version of the old one? Ewan’s mind is a 24/7 worry machine, churning out what-ifs and worst-case scenarios about things most people wouldn’t even register. He knows it’s a bit much, but hey—someone’s got to worry about whether the email sounded too polite.
Medium Monster: 7" x 6.25" x 4.25"
matte sealant finish, gold luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
