Jeff
Jeff is as laid back as they come—so laid back, in fact, you’d be forgiven for thinking he’s in slow motion. Ambition? Not really his thing. He’s perfectly content with the simple pleasures: a well-mixed White Russian, a rug that really ties the room together, and a few solid frames at the bowling alley. While the world rushes around chasing promotions and productivity hacks, Jeff is just trying to figure out where he left his sunglasses. He’s not lazy—he’s just philosophically unbothered. Life’s short, man. Why stress when you could be sipping something cold and perfecting your bowling form?
Large Monster: 10" x 6.5" x 5.75"
silver luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Jeff is as laid back as they come—so laid back, in fact, you’d be forgiven for thinking he’s in slow motion. Ambition? Not really his thing. He’s perfectly content with the simple pleasures: a well-mixed White Russian, a rug that really ties the room together, and a few solid frames at the bowling alley. While the world rushes around chasing promotions and productivity hacks, Jeff is just trying to figure out where he left his sunglasses. He’s not lazy—he’s just philosophically unbothered. Life’s short, man. Why stress when you could be sipping something cold and perfecting your bowling form?
Large Monster: 10" x 6.5" x 5.75"
silver luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Jeff is as laid back as they come—so laid back, in fact, you’d be forgiven for thinking he’s in slow motion. Ambition? Not really his thing. He’s perfectly content with the simple pleasures: a well-mixed White Russian, a rug that really ties the room together, and a few solid frames at the bowling alley. While the world rushes around chasing promotions and productivity hacks, Jeff is just trying to figure out where he left his sunglasses. He’s not lazy—he’s just philosophically unbothered. Life’s short, man. Why stress when you could be sipping something cold and perfecting your bowling form?
Large Monster: 10" x 6.5" x 5.75"
silver luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.