Ted
Ted is the face—and voice—of the local late night news, delivering headlines with a commanding tone that makes everything sound important, even the weather. He looks the part, suits always sharp, hair perfect, voice like a warm baritone blanket. But behind the gravitas? Let’s just say the lights are on, but nobody’s editing the teleprompter upstairs. Ted’s a nice guy—polite, well-meaning, always ready with a firm handshake—but if you go off-script, you can almost hear the dial-up tone in his head. Still, viewers love him, because nothing says trustworthy like a man who can pronounce “geopolitical tensions” without having any idea what it means.
Small Monster: 5.75" x 5" x 4"
matte sealant finish, silver luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Ted is the face—and voice—of the local late night news, delivering headlines with a commanding tone that makes everything sound important, even the weather. He looks the part, suits always sharp, hair perfect, voice like a warm baritone blanket. But behind the gravitas? Let’s just say the lights are on, but nobody’s editing the teleprompter upstairs. Ted’s a nice guy—polite, well-meaning, always ready with a firm handshake—but if you go off-script, you can almost hear the dial-up tone in his head. Still, viewers love him, because nothing says trustworthy like a man who can pronounce “geopolitical tensions” without having any idea what it means.
Small Monster: 5.75" x 5" x 4"
matte sealant finish, silver luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Ted is the face—and voice—of the local late night news, delivering headlines with a commanding tone that makes everything sound important, even the weather. He looks the part, suits always sharp, hair perfect, voice like a warm baritone blanket. But behind the gravitas? Let’s just say the lights are on, but nobody’s editing the teleprompter upstairs. Ted’s a nice guy—polite, well-meaning, always ready with a firm handshake—but if you go off-script, you can almost hear the dial-up tone in his head. Still, viewers love him, because nothing says trustworthy like a man who can pronounce “geopolitical tensions” without having any idea what it means.
Small Monster: 5.75" x 5" x 4"
matte sealant finish, silver luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
