Tanner
Tanner is a world-class worrier, capable of spiraling from “Did I leave the stove on?” to “What if the moon falls out of orbit?” in under 30 seconds. He frets about things that could actually happen and things that absolutely cannot, all with equal intensity. From climate collapse to wondering if his plants are mad at him, Tanner’s brain runs a 24/7 anxiety news ticker. His friends have stopped trying to talk him down—they just keep snacks on hand, nod supportively, and let him pace it out.
Small Monster: 5.25" x 4.75" x 3"
gold luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Tanner is a world-class worrier, capable of spiraling from “Did I leave the stove on?” to “What if the moon falls out of orbit?” in under 30 seconds. He frets about things that could actually happen and things that absolutely cannot, all with equal intensity. From climate collapse to wondering if his plants are mad at him, Tanner’s brain runs a 24/7 anxiety news ticker. His friends have stopped trying to talk him down—they just keep snacks on hand, nod supportively, and let him pace it out.
Small Monster: 5.25" x 4.75" x 3"
gold luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Tanner is a world-class worrier, capable of spiraling from “Did I leave the stove on?” to “What if the moon falls out of orbit?” in under 30 seconds. He frets about things that could actually happen and things that absolutely cannot, all with equal intensity. From climate collapse to wondering if his plants are mad at him, Tanner’s brain runs a 24/7 anxiety news ticker. His friends have stopped trying to talk him down—they just keep snacks on hand, nod supportively, and let him pace it out.
Small Monster: 5.25" x 4.75" x 3"
gold luster, matte sealant finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.