Patsy
Patsy thought family life would be a little easier than it turned out to be. Why does she have to “bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan,” manage everyone’s appointments, remember who hates peas this week, and pretend her buffoon of a husband isn’t actively trying to destroy every towel by washing them with jeans? She loves her family, truly—but she also fantasizes daily about running off to a cabin in the woods with nothing but wine, a trashy novel, and no one asking where their other shoe is. Just one moment of peace, is that so much to ask?
Small Monster: 6.5" x 6" x 4.75"
gold luster, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Patsy thought family life would be a little easier than it turned out to be. Why does she have to “bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan,” manage everyone’s appointments, remember who hates peas this week, and pretend her buffoon of a husband isn’t actively trying to destroy every towel by washing them with jeans? She loves her family, truly—but she also fantasizes daily about running off to a cabin in the woods with nothing but wine, a trashy novel, and no one asking where their other shoe is. Just one moment of peace, is that so much to ask?
Small Monster: 6.5" x 6" x 4.75"
gold luster, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Patsy thought family life would be a little easier than it turned out to be. Why does she have to “bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan,” manage everyone’s appointments, remember who hates peas this week, and pretend her buffoon of a husband isn’t actively trying to destroy every towel by washing them with jeans? She loves her family, truly—but she also fantasizes daily about running off to a cabin in the woods with nothing but wine, a trashy novel, and no one asking where their other shoe is. Just one moment of peace, is that so much to ask?
Small Monster: 6.5" x 6" x 4.75"
gold luster, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.