Kris
Kris has the perfect hair to match his perfect outfit—meticulously styled, effortlessly chic, and always on point. He radiates being “put together” at all times, the kind of person who looks like they woke up in a curated Instagram reel. But give him two cocktails and an overly competitive game of charades, and the wheels come off—fast. One minute he’s miming Titanic with Oscar-worthy intensity, the next he’s barefoot, laughing hysterically, and trying to climb onto a bar stool like it’s a prop from Cirque du Soleil. The transformation is legendary… and so are the photos.
Medium Scary Monster: 7.75" x 5.25" x 4.25"
gold luster, gloss glaze finish, decals
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Kris has the perfect hair to match his perfect outfit—meticulously styled, effortlessly chic, and always on point. He radiates being “put together” at all times, the kind of person who looks like they woke up in a curated Instagram reel. But give him two cocktails and an overly competitive game of charades, and the wheels come off—fast. One minute he’s miming Titanic with Oscar-worthy intensity, the next he’s barefoot, laughing hysterically, and trying to climb onto a bar stool like it’s a prop from Cirque du Soleil. The transformation is legendary… and so are the photos.
Medium Scary Monster: 7.75" x 5.25" x 4.25"
gold luster, gloss glaze finish, decals
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Kris has the perfect hair to match his perfect outfit—meticulously styled, effortlessly chic, and always on point. He radiates being “put together” at all times, the kind of person who looks like they woke up in a curated Instagram reel. But give him two cocktails and an overly competitive game of charades, and the wheels come off—fast. One minute he’s miming Titanic with Oscar-worthy intensity, the next he’s barefoot, laughing hysterically, and trying to climb onto a bar stool like it’s a prop from Cirque du Soleil. The transformation is legendary… and so are the photos.
Medium Scary Monster: 7.75" x 5.25" x 4.25"
gold luster, gloss glaze finish, decals
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.