Scary Monsters Greeting Cards: Crap Day? (3-pack)

$20.00

Front Cover: Corbin’s frontside

Inside Left: “Corbin has a knack for accidents—so many, in fact, that at this point they feel more like a lifestyle choice than bad luck. From slipping on wet grass to getting clocked in the head by a rogue frisbee, he’s a magnet for minor mayhem. He once got stuck in a revolving door for a full five minutes while trying to wave at someone. He also managed to get pooped on by a robin during a school photo, which honestly just felt like the universe confirming his whole deal. Thankfully, Corbin has a great appreciation for irony and an even better attitude.”

Inside Right: “Crap Day?”

Back Cover: Corbin’s backside

5"x7"
printed on heavyweight paper
eggshell finish
includes envelope

Front Cover: Corbin’s frontside

Inside Left: “Corbin has a knack for accidents—so many, in fact, that at this point they feel more like a lifestyle choice than bad luck. From slipping on wet grass to getting clocked in the head by a rogue frisbee, he’s a magnet for minor mayhem. He once got stuck in a revolving door for a full five minutes while trying to wave at someone. He also managed to get pooped on by a robin during a school photo, which honestly just felt like the universe confirming his whole deal. Thankfully, Corbin has a great appreciation for irony and an even better attitude.”

Inside Right: “Crap Day?”

Back Cover: Corbin’s backside

5"x7"
printed on heavyweight paper
eggshell finish
includes envelope