One each of three Scary Monster 5×7 Greeting Cards. Each greeting card features a Scary Monster on the front, their story inside, and their backside on the back.
Greeting Card #1 — Crap Day?
“Corbin has a knack for accidents—so many, in fact, that at this point they feel more like a lifestyle choice than bad luck. From slipping on wet grass to getting clocked in the head by a rogue frisbee, he’s a magnet for minor mayhem. He once got stuck in a revolving door for a full five minutes while trying to wave at someone. He also managed to get pooped on by a robin during a school photo, which honestly just felt like the universe confirming his whole deal. Thankfully, Corbin has a great appreciation for irony and an even better attitude.”
Greeting Card #2 — Holy Crap You're Old!
“Lenny has aspirations toward a carefree existence and they are constantly being derailed by what he just witnessed. The dream is loose, breezy, unbothered… the reality is that Lenny’s brain is running a continuous background audit of everything happening around him and it will not be turned off. The bathroom situation is simply the most recent entry in a very long log. He saw it. He cannot un-see it. He is now thinking about everything you have touched since then and doing a quiet inventory of his own exposure. Lenny is not a hypochondriac, he would like that on record. He is a person with standards and an excellent memory and a level of environmental awareness that makes relaxing genuinely difficult. He’s working on it. He really is.”
Greeting Card #3 — I ♥︎ You More Than Sleep!
“Joe is a one-man neighborhood crime watch, self-appointed and wildly overcommitted. From his front window perch, he keeps his many eyes on who’s walking dogs at suspicious hours, which teens are loitering “a little too casually,” and whether that delivery driver really had a package. He’s been known to dash out dressed only in his sleeping cap to chase off raccoons or return garden gnomes to their rightful yards. The kids call him “Sheriff Joe,” and honestly… he kind of lives for it.”
5"x7"
printed on heavyweight paper
eggshell finish
includes envelope
One each of three Scary Monster 5×7 Greeting Cards. Each greeting card features a Scary Monster on the front, their story inside, and their backside on the back.
Greeting Card #1 — Crap Day?
“Corbin has a knack for accidents—so many, in fact, that at this point they feel more like a lifestyle choice than bad luck. From slipping on wet grass to getting clocked in the head by a rogue frisbee, he’s a magnet for minor mayhem. He once got stuck in a revolving door for a full five minutes while trying to wave at someone. He also managed to get pooped on by a robin during a school photo, which honestly just felt like the universe confirming his whole deal. Thankfully, Corbin has a great appreciation for irony and an even better attitude.”
Greeting Card #2 — Holy Crap You're Old!
“Lenny has aspirations toward a carefree existence and they are constantly being derailed by what he just witnessed. The dream is loose, breezy, unbothered… the reality is that Lenny’s brain is running a continuous background audit of everything happening around him and it will not be turned off. The bathroom situation is simply the most recent entry in a very long log. He saw it. He cannot un-see it. He is now thinking about everything you have touched since then and doing a quiet inventory of his own exposure. Lenny is not a hypochondriac, he would like that on record. He is a person with standards and an excellent memory and a level of environmental awareness that makes relaxing genuinely difficult. He’s working on it. He really is.”
Greeting Card #3 — I ♥︎ You More Than Sleep!
“Joe is a one-man neighborhood crime watch, self-appointed and wildly overcommitted. From his front window perch, he keeps his many eyes on who’s walking dogs at suspicious hours, which teens are loitering “a little too casually,” and whether that delivery driver really had a package. He’s been known to dash out dressed only in his sleeping cap to chase off raccoons or return garden gnomes to their rightful yards. The kids call him “Sheriff Joe,” and honestly… he kind of lives for it.”
5"x7"
printed on heavyweight paper
eggshell finish
includes envelope
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