Earlene
Earlene could charm the pants off a pastor and have him thanking her for the privilege. She’s got charisma to spare, a wink that could melt ice, and just the right amount of diner waitress sass to keep everyone on their toes. Whether she’s pouring coffee, telling off-color jokes, or calling you “honey” with a side-eye that could kill, Earlene knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s equal parts sweet tea and switchblade—delightful, disarming, and not to be underestimated.
Small Scary Monster: 6.75" x 4.75" x 4.5"
gold luster, glitter sealant, matte sealant finish
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One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Earlene could charm the pants off a pastor and have him thanking her for the privilege. She’s got charisma to spare, a wink that could melt ice, and just the right amount of diner waitress sass to keep everyone on their toes. Whether she’s pouring coffee, telling off-color jokes, or calling you “honey” with a side-eye that could kill, Earlene knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s equal parts sweet tea and switchblade—delightful, disarming, and not to be underestimated.
Small Scary Monster: 6.75" x 4.75" x 4.5"
gold luster, glitter sealant, matte sealant finish
* heart
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Earlene could charm the pants off a pastor and have him thanking her for the privilege. She’s got charisma to spare, a wink that could melt ice, and just the right amount of diner waitress sass to keep everyone on their toes. Whether she’s pouring coffee, telling off-color jokes, or calling you “honey” with a side-eye that could kill, Earlene knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s equal parts sweet tea and switchblade—delightful, disarming, and not to be underestimated.
Small Scary Monster: 6.75" x 4.75" x 4.5"
gold luster, glitter sealant, matte sealant finish
* heart
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.