Doris
Doris doesn’t want to hear it. If you’ve got something to say, keep it to yourself. She’s got things to do, people to see, and this house sure as hell won’t clean itself. She runs on coffee, common sense, and exactly zero tolerance for nonsense. Save the drama for someone who has time for it—Doris is booked, busy, and fresh out of patience for your long-winded excuses or that neighbor’s third retelling of her gallbladder surgery.
X-Large Monster: 11" x 7.5" x 5.5"
gold luster, decals, matte sealant finish, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Doris doesn’t want to hear it. If you’ve got something to say, keep it to yourself. She’s got things to do, people to see, and this house sure as hell won’t clean itself. She runs on coffee, common sense, and exactly zero tolerance for nonsense. Save the drama for someone who has time for it—Doris is booked, busy, and fresh out of patience for your long-winded excuses or that neighbor’s third retelling of her gallbladder surgery.
X-Large Monster: 11" x 7.5" x 5.5"
gold luster, decals, matte sealant finish, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Doris doesn’t want to hear it. If you’ve got something to say, keep it to yourself. She’s got things to do, people to see, and this house sure as hell won’t clean itself. She runs on coffee, common sense, and exactly zero tolerance for nonsense. Save the drama for someone who has time for it—Doris is booked, busy, and fresh out of patience for your long-winded excuses or that neighbor’s third retelling of her gallbladder surgery.
X-Large Monster: 11" x 7.5" x 5.5"
gold luster, decals, matte sealant finish, gloss glaze finish
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.