Bentley
Bentley is having a moment. It’s not quite a midlife crisis—more like a slow-burning existential shrug. He finds himself staring at the lawn he just mowed, wondering how he went from dreaming of summiting Everest or clinking glasses with celebrities in Ibiza to comparing grill brands at Costco. He loves his family, truly, but sometimes the sound of a juice box being punctured sends him spiraling into a montage of what-ifs. Lately, he’s been Googling things like “can you start mountain climbing at 47” and “celebrity hot spots near Des Moines.”
Medium Monster: 7.75" x 4.25" x 3.5"
gold leaf, acrylic paint
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Bentley is having a moment. It’s not quite a midlife crisis—more like a slow-burning existential shrug. He finds himself staring at the lawn he just mowed, wondering how he went from dreaming of summiting Everest or clinking glasses with celebrities in Ibiza to comparing grill brands at Costco. He loves his family, truly, but sometimes the sound of a juice box being punctured sends him spiraling into a montage of what-ifs. Lately, he’s been Googling things like “can you start mountain climbing at 47” and “celebrity hot spots near Des Moines.”
Medium Monster: 7.75" x 4.25" x 3.5"
gold leaf, acrylic paint
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Bentley is having a moment. It’s not quite a midlife crisis—more like a slow-burning existential shrug. He finds himself staring at the lawn he just mowed, wondering how he went from dreaming of summiting Everest or clinking glasses with celebrities in Ibiza to comparing grill brands at Costco. He loves his family, truly, but sometimes the sound of a juice box being punctured sends him spiraling into a montage of what-ifs. Lately, he’s been Googling things like “can you start mountain climbing at 47” and “celebrity hot spots near Des Moines.”
Medium Monster: 7.75" x 4.25" x 3.5"
gold leaf, acrylic paint
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.