Abe
Abe is a born salesman—he could sell sand in a desert and make you feel grateful for the purchase. Affable, friendly, and disarmingly sincere, he’s the kind of guy who makes you want to say yes before you even know what he’s offering. His friends constantly tease him about his unstoppable sales mojo, especially when he starts pitching weekend plans like they’re limited-time offers. The thing is, Abe’s not trying to hustle anyone—he just genuinely believes in whatever he’s talking about, whether it’s life insurance or the superiority of gas station tacos. And no, he can’t turn it off. He’s tried.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 5.25" x 5"
matte glaze finish, gold luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Abe is a born salesman—he could sell sand in a desert and make you feel grateful for the purchase. Affable, friendly, and disarmingly sincere, he’s the kind of guy who makes you want to say yes before you even know what he’s offering. His friends constantly tease him about his unstoppable sales mojo, especially when he starts pitching weekend plans like they’re limited-time offers. The thing is, Abe’s not trying to hustle anyone—he just genuinely believes in whatever he’s talking about, whether it’s life insurance or the superiority of gas station tacos. And no, he can’t turn it off. He’s tried.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 5.25" x 5"
matte glaze finish, gold luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
Abe is a born salesman—he could sell sand in a desert and make you feel grateful for the purchase. Affable, friendly, and disarmingly sincere, he’s the kind of guy who makes you want to say yes before you even know what he’s offering. His friends constantly tease him about his unstoppable sales mojo, especially when he starts pitching weekend plans like they’re limited-time offers. The thing is, Abe’s not trying to hustle anyone—he just genuinely believes in whatever he’s talking about, whether it’s life insurance or the superiority of gas station tacos. And no, he can’t turn it off. He’s tried.
Small Monster: 6.5" x 5.25" x 5"
matte glaze finish, gold luster
One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.
