Xerxes can’t help wondering if people actually like him. His brain is a highlight reel of every awkward moment he’s ever had—on loop. He’ll lie awake at night reliving that time he waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at him, or wondering if the joke he made at lunch sounded passive-aggressive. He overthinks “no worries” texts for tone and rereads his own messages like he’s prepping for a pop quiz. It’s exhausting. But bless him—he just wants to get it right.

Small Scary Monster
6.5" x 4.75" x 3.75"

matte glaze finish, gold luster, acrylic paint

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.