Albert can sometimes have the charisma of a wet blanket—quiet, awkward, and not particularly known for lighting up a room. But mention cake? Suddenly he’s animated, articulate, and borderline poetic. From layered genoise to mirror glazes, Albert has strong opinions and an encyclopedic knowledge of confections. He’s been known to derail entire conversations with a passionate rant about the superiority of Swiss meringue over American buttercream and once cried actual tears over a perfectly executed croquembouche. Get him talking about desserts, and it’s like flipping on a spotlight.
Large Scary Monster
6.25” x 8.5” x 7.5”
acrylic paint, gold luster
Albert
One entry per person per monster, you can enter for as many monsters as you like!
$700
IMPLEMENTATION DETAILS: - setting up an auction page: - add monster's slug and label to SlugMap in Google Sheet - duplicate this page - edit monster's name at the top of the page - add monster's slug to form as input[type=hidden][name="SQF_ITEM"][value=SLUG>] - TODO: set a starting bid TODOs: - [ ]: handle starting bid - [ ]: handle lastUpdated with no updates - [ ]: update top bid on successful submission - [ ]: remove static content - [ ]: test multiple auctions running on same spreadsheet - [ ]: prettify page and UI - [ ]: clean up/comment out console.logging - [ ]: test on small device/mobile NICE_TO_HAVES: - [ ]: prepoulate form with the current bid + increment - [ ]: "remember" user by storing form values in a cookie