Slade is having another rough day—just ask him. He’s the kind of guy who acts like stubbing his toe is a medical emergency and that forgetting his reusable coffee cup is a personal attack by the universe. Nothing is ever quite good enough, quite fair, or quite survivable. His friends have stopped asking “how are you?” unless they have 40 spare minutes and a tolerance for melodrama. It’s not that his life is hard—it’s just that Slade thinks he’s the main character in a prestige drama when really, he’s giving “midseason filler with a man cold” energy.

Small Scary Monster
6.5" x 5" x 3.75"

silver luster, matte sealant finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.