Sarah Beth is a lady “of a certain age” and she is perfectly fine with that. She has officially retired from tolerating nonsense and sees no reason to whisper about it. The hormone patches have taken the edge off the hot flashes, sure… but they’ve done absolutely nothing for her potty mouth or the precision of her eye roll. If something is foolish, she’ll say so. If someone is being dramatic, she’ll let them know. There’s a freedom in this season of her life that she rather enjoys. She’s earned every opinion, every sigh, every well-placed expletive. And frankly, she wishes she’d started speaking this plainly years ago.

Small Scary Monster: 7" x 4.25" x 3.5"

matte glaze finish, gold luster

* crown

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.