Lottery: Roberta

One entry per person per monster, you can enter for as many monsters as you like!

$800

Roberta has questions about the organizational chart and they are not rhetorical. The people above her… how, specifically, did that happen… she has reviewed the available evidence and cannot make it make sense. The incompetence is consistent, well documented, and has been delivered as dinner conversation for longer than her family would like to admit. They love her. They believe her. They also know every character by name and have strong opinions about Gerald from procurement. The thing is… nobody is wrong here. Roberta is not wrong about any of it and her family is not wrong to be tired of hearing it. If anyone upstairs were paying attention Roberta would be running the whole operation. Everyone at that dinner table knows it.

Large Scary Monster: 8.75" x 6" x 4.5"

bubble glaze, gloss glaze finish, silver luster

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.