Robert has made some questionable decisions in his life and, as his mother always liked to remind him, “you made your bed, now you have to sleep in it.” The trouble is… Robert never actually makes his bed, so the lesson never quite landed. He drifts from one self-inflicted predicament to the next with a baffling sense of surprise, as though consequences are a brand-new invention. He will gladly recount every woe in vivid detail, shaking his head at the unfairness of it all, carefully editing out his own role in the story. It’s never his fault… merely a string of unfortunate events.

Small Scary Monster: 6.75" x 4.25" x 3.25"

silver luster, matte sealant finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.