Quentin

Lottery Winner: S Arkin

$450

Quentin is absolutely, undeniably full of shit—and not in a charming, lovable rogue kind of way. He lies like he’s getting paid by the word, but the plots are full of holes, the timelines don’t add up, and his delivery has all the grace of a raccoon rifling through garbage. He’ll tell you he once wrestled a bear in Montana and then forget which arm he “broke.” Everyone sees through it, but that doesn’t stop him. No, he doubles down with a wink, a smirk, and the swagger of a guy who thinks he’s starring in Ocean’s Eleven when he’s really just bombing a high school improv show.

Small Scary Monster
7" x 4.75" x 3"

silver luster, matte sealant finish
* cigarette/joint

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.