Monty announced the uncle news to everyone in his contacts and several people he barely knows and was fully ready for this role, emotionally committed, merchandise purchased. The baby arrived and then the baby started screaming and Monty’s preparation, it turned out, was mostly theoretical. He is holding it the way the internet said to hold it. He has tried the things. The screaming continues. He does not know what it wants. He has guesses. The guesses have not landed. Monty loves this baby completely and without reservation and would also very much like someone who knows what they’re doing to come back into the room. Soon. Please.

Small Scary Monster: 7.75" x 4.75" x 3.5"

gold luster, matte sealant finish, flocking

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One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.