Martin is a goober of the highest order and the truly beautiful part is he has absolutely no idea. He runs the pub with the confidence of someone who has everything figured out, which he does … as long as everything stops at 1978, which for Martin it does. Anything after that is murky territory he has no strong feelings about and fewer facts. Customers have tested this. It has not gone well for the customers. He greets every question with the same toothy grin regardless of whether he knows the answer, which he often doesn't, and somehow this makes everyone like him more. The pub runs. The grin persists. Martin remains gloriously, completely, perfectly himself.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Medium Scary Monster: 8" x 5.75" x 4.5"

gloss glaze finish, gold luster

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.