Kate just decided to pack it all up and move to Florida—and honestly, her patience is already wearing thin. She’s doing her best to blend in: she’s stocked up on sandals, she’s embracing early bird specials, she even tried pickleball once. She’s trying to play nice, but if one more person corners her to explain their latest procedure or compare cholesterol levels, she might actually scream. She didn’t come here for a seminar on sciatica; she came for sunshine, maybe a fresh start. Instead, she’s trapped in a never-ending episode of Medical Overshare Anonymous. At this rate, she’s going to start wearing headphones everywhere.

Large Scary Monster
9.5" x 5.25" x 4"

gold luster, gloss glaze finish, decals

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.