Flora Jane has heard the feedback and would like to formally decline. Ladylike was considered briefly, somewhere around age nine, and abandoned without ceremony or regret. Flora Jane has different priorities … specifically, finding the exact right moment for the exact right joke and delivering it with the precision of someone who has been workshopping it in her head for twenty minutes. The goal is always the same. Full collapse. Tears. Peeing in your pants. She considers this a higher calling than anything etiquette ever offered her. Her mother has complicated feelings about it. Her friends, however, consider her an essential service and have stopped wearing nice pants around her. Wise.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Small Scary Monster: 7" x 4" x 3"

carved, gloss glaze finish, gold luster

* tongue

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.