Ernest is a ham—the king of bad knock-knock jokes, the prince of guffaws, and a walking, talking eye-roll generator. He refuses to take anything too seriously, and while that might sound exhausting, somehow he pulls it off. Whether he’s doing silly voices, slipping on purpose, or cracking dad jokes no one asked for, people can’t help but chuckle. There’s just something disarming about his goofy charm that softens even the crankiest crowd. He’s the class clown with a golden heart—and thankfully, a pretty solid sense of timing.

Small Scary Monster
6.5" x 4.5" x 3.25"

matte sealant finish, gold luster

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.