Dwayne is genuinely one of the easiest people you will ever meet… loose, goofy, good tempered in a way that makes people around him relax. That Dwayne is real and available most of the time. Pitch Dwayne is a separate and distinct situation that arrives the moment the whistle blows and does not leave until the final call. Every move tracked, every play assessed, every questionable ref decision met with the full force of Dwayne's considerable and suddenly very focused energy. The people who only know off-pitch Dwayne find this genuinely startling the first time. The people who know both versions consider it one of the great plot twists of their friendship. The ref, for his part, has seen Dwayne coming for three seasons now.

X-Large Scary Monster: 11" x 8.5" x 7.5"

gold luster, matte sealant finish, acrylic paint

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.