Denny is a goober operating at full capacity and has absolutely no plans to dial it back. The knock knock jokes are numerous, catalogued, and delivered with the confidence of someone who genuinely believes the room is with him… the room is sometimes with him and Denny chooses to remember only those times. Karaoke night is not an opportunity for Denny, it is a calling… he is up before the list is finished being passed around and he knows every word. And the facts… the stupid, wonderful, completely useless facts… Denny has an inexhaustible supply ready for any occasion whether the occasion called for them or not. He is a lot. He is also, genuinely, the best person to be stuck next to at a party. Ask anyone.

Small Scary Monster: 7" x 5.25" x 3.75"

gloss glaze finish, gold luster

* glaze irregularities on belly

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.