Bernard is nine going on eighty-five and nobody has ever been able to convince him otherwise. He sighs like a man who has seen too much. He sits down with a small groan. He has opinions about the kids' music, the price of everything, and the way people chew. The grudges are meticulous and long-lived. Someone looked at his sandwich funny in second grade and Bernard remembers the exact date. No slight is too small to file away, and none has ever been forgiven. He's tired, he's cranky, and he'd like everyone to keep it down. Bernard has a lot of life left. He is not looking forward to it.

Medium Scary Monster: 7.25" x 4.75" x 3.5"

bubble glaze, gold luster, gloss glaze finish

One of a kind scary monster sculpture made with cone 6 white stoneware clay. Scary monsters are made from slabs of clay that are pushed and manipulated into their monster shapes. They are all fired in a kiln for 3 firings (thats 3 trips into the abyss of 2000+ degrees) depending on the final finish.