Anthony is a total goofball, and proud of it. He has a deep appreciation for all things comedy—from the absurd genius of Monty Python to modern stand-up—and can recite sketches like “Dead Parrot” or “Ministry of Silly Walks” with alarming accuracy. His shelves are full of joke books, and his brain is packed with knock-knock jokes, one-liners, and the perfect banana peel slip sound effect. He’s the kind of guy who tests new material on friends over breakfast and somehow makes dad jokes seem cool again. Behind the laughs is a real student of humor, always chasing that perfect punchline.

Medium Scary Monster
7.5” x 5.25” x 4.5”

gold luster, matte sealant finish