Auction: Susie (light)
Current bid (last updated at 12pm)
$2000
Starting bid
Bid on Susie!
Susie’s curiosity knows no bounds—if there’s a rabbit hole, she’s halfway down it before you’ve finished your sentence. Her brain is a buzzing pinball machine of ideas and questions, hopping from string theory to snail mucus without warning. Her ADHD only turbocharges the ride, making linear thought a luxury she rarely indulges in. She once spent an entire weekend trying to determine if ladybugs can be good pets—and now she’ll corner anyone at a party with very detailed opinions on it. Her thirst for knowledge is unmatched, even if she forgets what she was researching halfway through explaining it to you.
Size: 10.5" x 11" x 7"