Geoffrey has a bit of an ego issue—at least, that’s what everyone who’s ever worked with him says. He’s convinced he could do it better, faster, smarter, and he really wonders why no one ever asks for his advice (even though he offers it freely, constantly). His signature move is the dramatic sigh before launching into a full-blown, unsolicited monologue about how things should be done. Known equally for his rants and his legendary hissy fits, Geoffrey is exhausting—but undeniably entertaining in a trainwreck-you-can’t-look-away-from sort of way.

Large Scary Monster

10” x 6” x 4.5”

gold luster, matte sealant finish